That was the one good thing about moving back to Detroit. White Castles on every corner. Winos asking if you can spare an extra burger. You can even pick up a hooker with your order!
Frozen White Castles were like instant coffee, though, IMO. They didn't even come with pickles!
"That was the one good thing about moving back to Detroit."
AHH!..This explains everything. No doubt someone held a Starbucks to your head and forced you to go back.