Don't let poster Hank know that you are eating a cinnamon roll. He will tell you that you should instead be eating a pancake donut with your coffee because that's what he likes. If you don't eat or drink what Hanks says, you will be subject to his endless, mindless posts. Proceed with caution. 10-4.
Ah, get over it. Technically, scones are what to eat with coffee. But they didn't have any maple ones left.
I'm sure I agree with Hank on most of these issues anyway. And anyone that takes his name from an Ayn Rand character can't be a bad person.