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Couple finds stoned owl in Christmas tree
NBC 2 ^ | 12/15/05 | NBC 2

Posted on 12/15/2005 6:52:05 PM PST by Pikamax

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To: King Prout
thought you were in bed, anyway.

He would be if he had to pay for his own electricity....

61 posted on 12/15/2005 9:44:20 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluaralistic statement.)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde

ah. if you are heading OUT out, ask Chylde if she wishes to go along

unless she's playing VampirePiggiesV, in which case... leave her be


62 posted on 12/15/2005 9:46:18 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: phantomworker

"potted owl" got me :)


63 posted on 12/15/2005 9:47:03 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Pikamax
See here.
64 posted on 12/15/2005 9:48:46 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluaralistic statement.)
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To: Gordongekko909
The owl says: "Dude, I am higher than Jesus right now."

Then added, "you got any munchies?"

65 posted on 12/15/2005 9:49:10 PM PST by GOPJ (War on Christmas? Celebrate the sweetness of forbidden customs -deck the halls with boughs of holly.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare

ooo!


66 posted on 12/15/2005 9:51:13 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Brilliant
Now the environmentalists will have to demand an end to marijuana growing.

When frozen pigs come flying out of hell.

67 posted on 12/15/2005 9:53:53 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: Pikamax
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"Dude...where's Cheech?"

68 posted on 12/15/2005 9:55:00 PM PST by paulat
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To: Pikamax

This story is either bogus, or someone is not telling the entire story. Screech owls do not eat vegetation of any kind. If the little guy was stoned, he would have had to be breathing in the smoke, since he would not have ingested marijuana on his own ... so perhaps the owners of the Christmas tree were having a little pre-holiday toke?


69 posted on 12/15/2005 9:55:10 PM PST by Hetty_Fauxvert (Kelo must GO!! ..... http://sonoma-moderate.blogspot.com/)
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To: Pikamax

See what you get when you buy a "holiday" tree instead of a Christmas tree?


70 posted on 12/15/2005 9:57:21 PM PST by Danette ("If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.")
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

See #49 LOL!


71 posted on 12/15/2005 9:58:35 PM PST by phantomworker (We don't see things as they are, we see things as WE are.<==> Perception is everything.)
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To: King Prout
If he doesn't go to bed soon, his portable lumpskin will sit on his keyboard....


72 posted on 12/15/2005 10:06:49 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluaralistic statement.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare

ok, you are both NYFReepers... you know each other IRL, no?


73 posted on 12/15/2005 10:24:58 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

or the owl ingested a rodent which had ingested a fair quantity of cannabis/seeds


74 posted on 12/15/2005 10:26:02 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
you know each other IRL, no?

I've heard some malicious rumors to that affect... Ask him if he knows anything about this:


75 posted on 12/15/2005 11:06:40 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluaralistic statement.)
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To: King Prout
a rodent which had ingested a fair quantity of cannabis/seeds

In other words, a stoned rat, just your basic Democrat...

76 posted on 12/15/2005 11:08:25 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluaralistic statement.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

"wooo... I think there was something wrong with that Hippie...woohoohoa!"


77 posted on 12/15/2005 11:18:24 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
Hippie...

You would bring them up.... Woodstock is but a mere stoned throw away....

78 posted on 12/15/2005 11:23:29 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluaralistic statement.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

if I *ate* some Hippies, I'd almost certainly bring them up - my stomach is very sensitive to contaminants and spoilage


79 posted on 12/15/2005 11:31:10 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
if I *ate* some Hippies

Water buffalo is tastier.....

and measureably cleaner...

80 posted on 12/15/2005 11:53:35 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluaralistic statement.)
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