[Sooth2222]

According to Gallup, 37% of the US population believes in visitors from outer space. Fortunately, we have a way of identifying such delusional individuals. They call themselves "Democrats".

Would you let this man perform a sigmoidoscopy on you?

[Czar]

"Would you let this man perform a sigmoidoscopy on you?"

No, but I would really enjoy performing one on him. With a power drill and jagged bit.