'Tis the season.
'Tis the season.
OK
You realize that you have personally ended this major cultural trend by your "totally inappropriate post?"
congratulations.
Me? I already have the beard, and I'm now thinking of growing my hair out in the style you suggest in honor of The One you invoke.
Again, congratulations.
And Merry Christmas
As the saying goes, He is the reason for the season. I trust that we can get beyond the "war on Christmas" arguments about whether to allow or suppress the phrase "merry Christmas" and begin to get down to the discussion of the true significance of what it is we are celebrating.
And I do mean celebrating.