If I was only looked more handsome and 15 years younger, was fit,and famous and had $30 million or so, she might have been interested in me
Wealthier and more fit might help, but dude... she LIKES geriatric geezers... she's married to MICHAEL DOUGLAS!
The $30 million or so allows for great latitude in the other qualities, I have observed. 'Course it's still better to have a dame that loves you ;-)