[mtbopfuyn]

No virgins for him.

[csvset]

Taking a bite out of line.

[Bonaparte]

"I'm a Muslim, I was fasting, the last thing I should ever have done is eat something."

"He admitted staying up all night before the attack, gambling at the Grosvenor House casino"
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In islam, gambling is forbidden.

See the koran 2:219; 5:90-94.

I think false swearing is also forbidden in the koran -- unless a muslim is lying to infidels of course.

But wait! We have a new prosecutor questioning the defendant --

Bonaparte: What is the penalty in islam for biting off a man's ear?

Defendant: (silence)

Bonaparte: I ask you again. What is the penalty in islam for biting off a man's ear?

Defendant: (mumbles)

Bonaparte: Would you please speak up? The jury would like to hear you.

Defendant: The penalty is to lose your ear.

Bonaparte: Ah, and this penalty, written in the sacred book of the koran, is the stated will of allah?

Defendant: (mumbling again)

Bonaparte: What was that? A little louder please.

Defendant: (upset) YES! IT'S THE WILL OF ALLAH!

Bonaparte: And being a "devout" muslim, you actively support the will of allah?.....

[ApplegateRanch]

If (and that is a BIG "if") he isn't lying, he is still wrong, since Brits don't have much of a right to self defense. He should have simply endured the kicking, until able to peacefully crawl away, then reported it later to a Bobby.

[Cicero]

So, the gist of the story is that it would have been OK to bite off this infidel's ear if it hadn't been Ramadan.

Since it was, he will probably be damned forever to the Muhammedan hell for breaking his fast before sunset. Shame on him!