[End Times Sentinel]

I wasn't "Stoned", Martin.  I was drunk.  And maybe a little "tired and emotional" from the airplane glue.  Big deal!  Every one of you, ask yourselves "What would I do if I discovered myself nude in the middle of a shopping mall at 2pm?"  I wanted to end the commotion as soon as possible (and the ordeal for my children).

You know you'd all do (or, more likely have done) the exact same thing.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

[Rutles4Ever]

Hilarious. I've heard about your screech, by the way, but I'm not that kind of therapist. I recommend you discontinue the unfettered access to alcohol and do something a little more fun and safe like snorting Pixi Stix™ instead.