Surpris, surprise, surprise. Dead Democrats manage to vote while dead Republicans don't.
Harold FORD is nothing but a crooked pol like the whole family !!
Wise up TENN.
Classic Democrat movie favorite - "Dead Man Voting"
"Surpris, surprise, surprise. Dead Democrats manage to vote while dead Republicans don't."
Dead Republicans tend to lose interest in politics, but dead dems never do. Its not all that different in life.
Polls by Zogby show that the only demographic more loyal to the democrats than African-Americans are dead people. Every dead voter identified to date has been a staunch democrat--at least during the time period that the person has been dead.
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are racing to Memphis to demonstrate against the denial of equal voting rights to the dead. Jackson was quoted as saying "I cannot stand aside and hide, nor will I abide the injustice of seeing voting rights denied to those who have died." Rev. Sharpton issued a plea to "Pass me some o' dem poke chops". Sharpton's office has not yet responded to a request for clarification of his comments.
A protest demonstration billed as the "Million Corpse March" was cancelled when no marching dead people showed up for the event. Asked to comment, well known dead leader Nancy Pelosi said, "I was busy in D.C. I don't know where the other corpses were."
A statement from the White House said: "President Bush feels badly for all those who have died and the families left behind." Tomorrow's headline: "BUSH TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL DEATHS"
Next time you hear DEM b*tching of not having voting opportunity, it's just a crock... They apparently can even drag dead people to vote!!!