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To: Gay State Conservative; Sunshine Sister
What is a MARTA token and why is illegal to see them?

I assume by "see" you meant "sell".

No "see" is correct. You must close your eyes when purchasing them. You may only carry them in your right hip pocket. If you don't have a right hip pocket, you must get a Marta chaperone to walk you (you will be in leg irons) to deposit your token. You are also not allowed to hear about MARTA tokens. Writing about them is a Class D fel... (excuse me, I am being led away from my terminal.)

26 posted on 12/15/2005 11:23:45 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Thank you for the laugh!


31 posted on 12/15/2005 11:26:58 AM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Lol!


54 posted on 12/15/2005 12:38:14 PM PST by Ignatz (I misunderstood you correctly the first time.)
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To: All

I don't see it at "selling" - I see it as "an exchange". Couldn't he use THAT for a defense??


57 posted on 12/15/2005 12:50:15 PM PST by jackibutterfly
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