If you think Mobile has it good, come down I-10 a little further to Houston. The Houston area has hundreds of thousands of grateful, happy and loveable "Evacuees". They are extremely hard working and are not causing any large increases in the crime rate. They are not having "gang fights" in our schools and make very fine scholars.
If you would like to share in this bounty, please call Mayor Bill White of Houston, Texas and I'm sure he will fill up the Sunset Limited passenger Train with some of these delightful people and ship them your way so that the fine Citizens of Mobile can enjoy even more of the Big Easy charms.
ROTFL!