You don't like "Imagine"? You probably won't like my updated, Democrap Underground version, either:
Imagine there's no rethugs,
No Bush to steal and lie,
No Red states between us,
The only goddess Gaia,
Imagine all the DUmmies
visualizing their own reality...
Imagine only leftist countries,
The U.N. tells what to do,
No oil to kill or die for,
No Jesus freaks or Jews,
Imagine all the Bushies
Fried in bacon grease...
Let’s take all their possesions,
Tax them up the can,
There’ll be no more AIDS or hunger,
And man can marry man,
Imagine DUmmies in power
Giving Osama a peace flower...
You--oo may say I’m an appeaser,
and I’m not a very sane one,
I hope some day you'll vote for us,
And the BFEE will be done.
LOL. That's only slightly more offensive than the original.
Nice work. Are you trying to give DFU a run for his money?