Awww, how can you say that? She's such a cutie! Doesn't that smile melt you?
Watch out for the throw pillow I've got aimed at your noggin', you grouch! :)
What grouch?? I'm giving career advice. It beats drawing welfare and turning into a Democrat.
I knew a girl once who looked 12 years old even into her mid-20s. I told her she needed to go into modeling for teen clothing. Take advantage of the opportunities life hands you. Miss Mermaid will have a much better view of life if she sees herself as a special person with a special gift as opposed to a "disadvantaged" person who needs government help.