Fools. We're already making our move. We've been infiltrating the US for decades. We send down Doctors, Nurses, Lawyers, Computer Scientists, Actors, Comedians and more, all insinuating themselves into the fabric of American culture waiting for the day to take control.
The only problem is that with all our smartest people heading to the States, there is no one left up here to make the decision.
My favorite arcane fact about Canada is the Newfoundland time zone, which is somehow 30 minutes different from its neighbors. Gotta love a place like that.