Wives can be such jerks that way. I got one like that for myself with my own money (well, not exactly like that. More of a malnourished, disease wracked, west african illegal immigrant), and the very first night I came home from work she was gone! My wife says she escaped on her own, but I know she helped her.
Owl_Eagle
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
Well, back to the drawing board then it looks like, huh?