[Fierce Allegiance]

C'mon, it's a friggin doll.

[Gefreiter]

FA,
Look- he has a weapon, and comes shipped with factory-infused menace on his face.

You know the first thing he would do when he got home from Iraq? Tap Barbie.

You know the second thing he would do when he got back from Iraq? Drop his rucksack.

This cat is hard-core to his plasticene bones. He'd make Ken sit down to piss.

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But yeah, he's basically a doll.