Oh, they don't exist? Heheh. My teenage neighbor works at a lumber yard and they had him put 294 2x4 16' away. Manual labor of course. When he came back in, they told him he had put them in the bin backwards and was going to have to turn them around. He was actually heading out to do it!
Don't forget the arc start for the welder, you know, it's in the Green can.