IS DICK MORRIS AN IDIOT? OR IS HE STILL ON THE CLINTON PAYROLL?

The Hill, NY Daily News | 12.12.05 | Mia T

[Mia T]

bump

I see two chachkas in that niche. ;)

 

 

GEFILTE FISHY   by Mia T     The clintons: Meshuga, tref, tsuris. Shopworn shtick, schmaltz, tsimmes. Ganef, schlemiel, schlimazel. A crooked putz with a big schnozzle. Nudnik, nebbish, tummler. Two chachkas on Geraldo's mantle, two schnorrers. Kibitzer, kvetch with chutzpah. Yenta, spieler, two stuffed kishkas.

[purpleland]

"My proposal: Stop Missus Clinton in '06. Stop her in '06 and you will have stopped her in '08. A Senate en passant capture is THE MOVE...."

I agree! Head Hillary off at the crossroads and drive her off the cliff...figuratively speaking, of course.

Support Jeanine Pirro for NY's U.S. senator. Get the Clintonistas OUT OF AMERICA's POLITICS!

[Commander Salamander]

Plus, a confirmed toe sucker

[E.G.C.]

Mia T. Bump.

[Cautor]

Your prescient analysis continues. I wouldn't trust Dick Morris as far as I can throw an elephant. He'd love to get his old job back at a Klintoon white house.

[purpleland]

"L'oreille des clinton..." est merde a la treisieme.

[Liberty Valance]

Dick Morris is a practitioner of the world's oldest profession.

[Mia T]

Jeanine must first decide to run for real. Ironically, if she drops out, she can kiss her political career good-bye.

[sportutegrl]

Stoopid questions: If Hillary wins re-election, would she resign to run for president? If she loses the presidential election, would she go back to being a senator or was that just a stepping stone? If she loses her senate race, would the dems still give her the nod in the presidential primary or would they reject her because she would have the 'stink of failure', in other words, "if she can't carry New York, how can she win the presidency?"

[Phlap]

The answer is, yes, Dick Morris is a schlep.

[Mia T]

in other words, "if she can't carry New York, how can she win the presidency?"

Precisely. See my proposal, above:

Stop Missus Clinton in '06. Stop her in '06 and you will have stopped her in '08. A Senate en passant capture is THE MOVE.--

Mia T
December 7, 1941+64
AN OPEN LETTER TO TIM ROBBINS, DAVID GEFFEN, CHRIS MATTHEWS, MAUREEN DOWD + JEANINE PIRRO
RE: a not-so-modest proposal concerning hillary clinton

ALSO:
New York, New York -- if hillary can't make it there, she can't make it anywhere
Mia T, 8.10.05

New York, New York

 

Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today

I don't wanna be part of it - New York, New York

These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray

Right outta the very heart of it - New York, New York

 

I don't wanna wake up in a city, that doesn't sleep

And find I'm not king of the hill - top of the heap

 

Those red state blues, are melting away

I'll make a brand new start of it - outta old New York

If I can't make it there, I can't make it anywhere

It's up to you - New York New York

 

 

New York, New York

I don't wanna wake up in a city, that never sleeps

And find I'm not a number one top of the list, king of the hill

A number one

 

These red state blues, are melting away

I'm gonna make a brand new start of it - outta old New York

And if I can't make it there, I'm not gonna make it anywhere

 

It's up to you - New York New York

 

New York

 

 

 

[stockpirate]

YOu left out the third option;

"He is an idiot on Clinton's payroll".

[sushiman]

" Plus, a confirmed toe sucker "

Why should he be tarred with the epithet 'toe sucker ' merely because he has a foot fetish ? Millions and millions of guys do . There are much worse predilections , no ? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabarro has a harem of blonde amazons whose feet he worships every night after dinner . You wouldn't call him a toe sucker , would you ? Furthermore Don Pathorpe, the bi-sexual show jumper, had a club footed midget girlfriend named Wanda who trampled him every morning before breakfast . And it is well-known that Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish . Now , if you are going to call the director of Pulp Fiction , Reservoir Dogs and Jackie Brown a " toe sucker " , I shall have to ask you to step outside!


I shall have to ask you to step outside!

[Mia T]

bump

Regarding 'or,' I tend to think mathematically, i.e., meaning either or both. ;)

[TheForceOfOne]

It's impolite to talk about Dick Morris with promoting his book. /sarcasm

[Brian Allen]

HeHeHe - L'oreille des clinton, je n'ai aucun doute, ai en effet mis en pied entier. Le léopard ne change pas ses taches, et il qui vend son âme au diable ne la récupère pas!

Bénédictions, Ma Belle ...

[cloud8]

> Dick Morris is a practitioner of the world's oldest profession.

You put what I was going to say too politely. The fact is, Dickey Boy hasn't had anyone to whore himself out to for several years now.

[Mia T]

Des mots plus vrais n'ont été jamais parlés.

[Brian Allen]

La vérité me place libre!