[Lancey Howard]

Any suggestions?

Something that will turn into a rock in his intestines. Maybe some MREs. To heck with all this author's sympathy for the last meal cook or the guy who switches on the chemical drip - - what about the poor janitor who has to clean up the gourney after Tookie evacuates himself?

[fso301]

what about the poor janitor who has to clean up the gourney after Tookie evacuates himself?

I thought they strapped on a depends or stuffed his tailpipe with cotton to deal with that.

[GeronL]

what about the poor janitor who has to clean up the gourney after Tookie evacuates himself?

UM.... I... uh.. would imagine that its been... um... plugged... *cough*