[nopardons]

Little boy, I was a Conservative before you were a gleam in your father's eye. You are clueless and couldn't recognize a Dem at 10 paces, nor another Conservative.

One day you might grow up, but that's doubtful.

[JohnnyZ]

Little boy, I was a Conservative before you were a gleam in your father's eye.

So when did you give it up?