[olde north church]

Juan: Someone ought to check the Christmas eggnog around this table -- I and a lot of Americans don't see things the way the rest of you do.

Most Americans are too busy sleeping in front of movie theatres so they can be the first to see Brokeback Mountain. The lines will be around the block. People will be fighting to see Bareback, er, Brokeback. Really! It's more important than Christmas, er, I meant Holiday Time. A really big deal! The media said so. Cowboys, anal sex and feces. They are number one right now for real Americans! /sarcasm off

Bareback Mountain. Hmmm. I wonder what those of us who inhabit the "Drudge Thread" tonight will be hearing about?

[Txsleuth]

I have a feeling it will be a 3 hours Brokebackathon on Drudge tonight...