[melt]

"Kerry should be handed over to the insurgents for a haircut from the neck up."

Unfortunately, the insurgents adore the crap that comes out of his mouth.

How about handing him over to the Iraqi Army--- for a close shave from the mandible down?

[Cautor]

"How about handing him over to the Iraqi Army--- for a close shave from the mandible down?"

Your idea is indeed superior. I say we go for it. {;o)