I asked my doctor to make me asinellectually mighty as John Kerry and he said it was impossible. It seems that the process requires cutting out 5 pounds of brain and the average human brain is only about 3 pounds. In other words, even with all our brains gone, we would have 2 pounds more brain power than Kerry.
jf'nk must have some type of medical problem(hyper-active arrogance gland?) to think people will buy his incoherent statements. And in this age of the internet, these utterances will be recognized and exposed. The msm can't gloss over everything as well as they used to.