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DEAN SCREAM SPEECH - IOWA JANUARY 2004

The Dean Crack Up Begins: January 11, 2004 - Yells at Dale Ungerer

"You sit down. You've had your say and now I'm going to have my say."

[msnimje]

Did Howard Dean's head split open and Al Franken pop out?

[FormerACLUmember]

You want scary? Here is scary!:

[FormerACLUmember]

POLL: 61% BACK TORTURE OF HOWARD DEAN

New York - A new IPSOS/CNN survey of Americans released today showed widespread support for using "aggressive interrogation techniques" on DNC Chairman Howard Dean, including waterboarding, sleep deprivation, and forced reading of Andrew Sullivan.

The surprising result comes amid growing controversy over US-run foreign "black site" detention centers, and Dean's interview remarks that "the pathetic US Military is doomed to defeat in Iraq, against Zarqawi's gallant legions of dashing and invicible super he-men."

IPSOS pollster Kathy Findley said that the results were not universally bad for the former Vermont governor, noting that "public support for Dean's hypothetical torture dropped significantly below 50% when when it involved extreme measures, such as genital electrodes or exposure to Barbra Streisand albums."

(the IowaHawk)