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Mexico's Sinking City
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| 12-8-2005
| Claire Marshall
Posted on 12/08/2005 1:46:20 PM PST by blam
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posted on
12/08/2005 1:46:21 PM PST
by
blam
To: blam
Polluting the air and sinking the city that Americans won't pollute and sink.
To: blam
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posted on
12/08/2005 1:51:13 PM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF...7thAF ..4077th TFW...408th MMS..Ubon Thailand.."69",,Night Line Delivery..AMMO)
To: blam
Sinking city or....
Stinking city ?
To: blam
Ok, so why didn't the monument and buildings sink too?
The Aquifer is not doubt much deeper than the footings for the monument would be.
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posted on
12/08/2005 2:02:22 PM PST
by
Pessimist
To: blam
Evacuate them all to America! Send Government buses down to save them now!(do I need a sarcasm tag?)
To: blam
Brace yourself for another wave of illegals.
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posted on
12/08/2005 2:07:38 PM PST
by
jackbenimble
(Import the third world, become the third world)
To: Pessimist
"Ok, so why didn't the monument and buildings sink too? " I wondered the same as I read it.
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posted on
12/08/2005 2:07:58 PM PST
by
blam
To: Bacon Man
The Spanish conquistador, Hernan Cortes, first set eyes on Tenochtitlan, as it was then called in 1519.
If only FReepers knew the TRUTH about Cortes, they'd be . . . um . . . disturbed!
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posted on
12/08/2005 2:10:25 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Tom Cruise is in my closet and he won't come out.)
To: Xenalyte
If only FReepers knew the TRUTH about Cortes, they'd be . . . um . . . disturbed! Do tell.
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posted on
12/08/2005 2:12:18 PM PST
by
SIDENET
("IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!")
To: blueminnesota
Evacuate them all to America! Send Government buses down to save them now!(do I need a sarcasm tag?)But be sure and send Greyhounds. Using schoolbuses would be too demeaning . . . .
To: blam
Twenty million people, and only one freeway!
12
posted on
12/08/2005 2:20:10 PM PST
by
3AngelaD
To: blam
This is a country that should be rich in water if for no other reason than the bountiful rain they receive during monsoon season.
I read a while back they were trying to build a dam to hold water back for their cities' to use and it was basically stopped by groups like Robert Kennedy's Waterkeepers Alliance... there was a whole list, but his was one. These groups are doing damage all over, not just here in the USA.
To: blam
Isn't it basically the same as Florida and the sinkholes they contend with? The sinkholes come from draining the aquifers. At least here, in the US, we've learned and make an effort to recharge our aquifers... at least the two largest aquifers....
To: SIDENET; Bacon Man
Okay, the season's over, so I feel at liberty to dish. Pinging Bacon to make sure I do it full justice!
To begin with, you gotta know that I perform at the Texas Renaissance Festival; this year and 2003, I was the noble Native American that the Spanish conquistadors brought back from the New World. We had three conquistadors - Admiral Hernan Cortez, Capitan La Bamba, and Lieutenant Pedro Armendariz.
This season, we had a stage show. The show went like this, and I swear to God I am not making it up.
The three guys lurch into the tavern that held our stage, singing something in Spanish, followed by the guitarist and the drummer. They fumble up onto the stage, where they realize that people are watching them, so they'd better do a show.
Cortez demands that Pedro get him a beer. Pedro says no can do, since we have no money. Cortez starts to cry; after some dithering, Pedro suggests that they do some exotic dancing to raise funds. Capitan Bamba opines that perhaps some of the senoritas would contribute to the cause if some of their armor were to come off.
Cortez deems this a fit idea and demands a traditional Spanish song. The musicians oblige with some flamenco, but that is deemed untraditional, so they opt for "Play That Funky Music, White Boy," which the guys sing while taking half their clothes off.
I come in, all beaued up about them being half-naked and surrounded by half-naked women, and Cortez decides he's had enough of being henpecked, and he (gasp!) cuts me off.
Not one to take it lying down, so to speak, I toss a curse his way (a pretty cool fireball, if I do say so myself), which Pedro takes for the team. Pedro hits the stage, and comes up . . . FLAMING.
Apparently it's transmissible, so when he touches Bamba, Bamba gets it; Bamba then passes it to Cortez. Once it's out of Pedro and Bamba, they decide the only option is a Spanish exorcism, which entails crossing yourself and beating the shiznit out of the possessed party. (That part's funny.)
Well, that works, so they're all no longer gay, and Cortez vows revenge on me. I laugh and toss another curse, which gets them all, only Cortez doesn't realize it until he's overtaken by gayness and starts singing "I Feel Pretty."
Halfway through the song, Cortez nellies out and can't take it any more; he begs me to lift the curse and restore their manhood ("help a sister out, woocha? woocha?"), which I grudgingly agree to do.
I surround the men in the Mantle of Manliness (a big hot-pink sheet held by three audience members) and perform a wild, primitive, tribal dance that came to be known over the season as the White Girl - it's a mix of the worst of Saturday Night Fever, Flashdance, Grease, and Elaine Benes's interesting style - up on whatever table is free.
When the transformation is complete, I remove the sheet, to reveal three Conquistadors now dressed like the Village People. They then perform an a capella version of "Macho Man," and that's how it ends.
My hand to God, I made absolutely none of that up.
(When my husband and Bacon saw it, the adjective they chose was "disturbing.")
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posted on
12/08/2005 2:25:06 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Tom Cruise is in my closet and he won't come out.)
To: Xenalyte; SIDENET
An accurate portrayal.
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posted on
12/08/2005 2:51:39 PM PST
by
Bacon Man
(It's like a koala bear cr@pped a rainbow in my brain!)
To: Xenalyte
and the world is mad at us because we won't sign Kyoto...
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posted on
12/08/2005 2:54:09 PM PST
by
Taylor42
To: Xenalyte
This season, we had a stage show. The show went like this, and I swear to God I am not making it up. I hope it was worth it. What was the response from the audience?
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posted on
12/08/2005 2:55:28 PM PST
by
raybbr
To: blam
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posted on
12/08/2005 2:57:28 PM PST
by
joesnuffy
(A camel once bit my sister-we knew just what to do- gather large rocks & squash her-Mullet Ho'mar)
To: blam
They don't call it the turd world for nothing.
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posted on
12/08/2005 3:29:41 PM PST
by
Doomonyou
(FR doesn't suffer fools lightly.)
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