[b4its2late]

Then why do we have so many damn mosquitos?

[Simo Hayha]

We also get 200+" of liberal-repellent each winter but the pesky critters still keep coming around, a northern twist on the damn-Yankee syndrome common to the South.

Miss Kito OTOH worked well in Alaska where Jacques Costeau had to turn around on the Yukon and beat ell out of there. Geneticists are hard at work on a misquito model that will eventually repel all of the coalition of the quivering--a term I picked up from Michelle Malkin.

But don't tell anyone...nicely ambiguous.