"I have to wonder, however, when Ali is approaching with the Big Knife, and the video camera is running and everyone else is wailing "Allah Akbar!", just what these cranks would be thinking."
Well, I'm an atheist. If that happened, I'd pull out my Glock and fix Ali's clock. Beats the heck out of praying.
Brings to mind the old wheeze about the dead Atheist. "Pity him, All dressed up and nowhere to go..."