Well what got the other kids attention? Was she a moaner or a screamer?
Uhhhhh, Frank.....a couple of the boys wanted me to ask you how Hot Lips was in the sack? Really, was she better than self-abuse, we were just wondering? How 'bout that big a$$ of hers, Frank, did it move around a lot or just sort of lie there flaccid, what would you say about that, Frank?
One of them probably said "Oh God!" and the administration came a-running.
"I gotta know....why...why...do they call you Lassie?"
"I-I-I-I d-don't..don't.....KNO-O-O-O-O-O-O-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W!!! O-O-O-O-O-OW-W-W-W-O-O-O-O!"