To: GSlob
Every airplane seat should be made a toilet seat, with a lever for flushing right next to the reclining knob. I like it! That way everybody sits around with their pants down and in case of an inflight scare, no embarrassing mishaps to cover up.
9 posted on
12/07/2005 2:34:41 AM PST by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: cowboyway
yep. And the stalls in the first class would be more plush than in the plebeian coach.
10 posted on
12/07/2005 2:43:58 AM PST by
GSlob
To: cowboyway
Just don't get the plane inverted, and you'll be OK.
25 posted on
12/07/2005 5:11:15 AM PST by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: cowboyway
Also convienent, should you get airsick.
28 posted on
12/07/2005 5:34:11 AM PST by
Pan_Yans Wife
("Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny. "--Aeschylus)
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