That's the same excuse I use! I mean uhhh yes rotating stock is very important. (realistically modern ammo should last a lifetime...just don't tell my wife that)
I won't tell your wife but mine is on FR and knows my screen name.....
Umm, so I'll have to strongly disagree with you on the shelf left, it is definitely very, very short.
Seriously, only kidding, she enjoys it as much as I do.