[frogjerk]

Most animals don't care whether anyone watches them mating.

How do we know they don't care, have you asked them?

Also, we are not just animals.

[zarf]

My dog always goes to a secluded place to take a dump.

[wolfcreek]

Dogs just don't like you watching when they poop. You can just tell by the look on their faces. (Try it sometime)