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574-Pound Man Argues He's Too Overweight For Jail
Local 6, Iowa ^
| 12/6/05
Posted on 12/06/2005 11:39:31 AM PST by steve-b
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:39:32 AM PST
by
steve-b
To: steve-b
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:40:08 AM PST
by
arizonarachel
("Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men," Col 3:23)
To: steve-b
Well, just put him on a spit and cook slowly...
To: steve-b
The ACLU will make the tax payers make a special WIDE door, and a nice comfy bed for him, a law suit is in the making
To: steve-b
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:41:10 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: arizonarachel
Send Jabba to the Pea farm and let him chop cotton for a few years. That will slim him down.
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:41:19 AM PST
by
TXBSAFH
("I would rather be a free man in my grave then living as a puppet or a slave." - Jimmy Cliff)
To: steve-b
Jail is an excellent place for him. They can control his food intake and FORCE him to lose weight.
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:41:31 AM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: steve-b
He'll only be that fat for a while. Domino's doesn't deliver to cellblocks.
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:41:32 AM PST
by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
To: steve-b
You know, it occurs to me that if he'd smoked it instead of selling it, he wouldn't weigh almost six bills right now.
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:41:32 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(Stupidity is its own punishment...but not as often as it should be.)
To: steve-b
If he's 574 lbs I guess it's safe to say that he wasn't much of a user.
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:41:33 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: steve-b
He wasn't too heavy to commit the crime....
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:42:24 AM PST
by
TheRobb7
(The American Spirit does not require a federal subsidy.)
To: steve-b
Must have ate the profits.
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:42:49 AM PST
by
Tall_Texan
(HOUSTON ASTROS - NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2005)
To: steve-b
At least he's not a flight risk.
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:43:39 AM PST
by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
To: steve-b
His body is alreay his jail cell.
To: steve-b
Priceless. The little-debbie defense.
To: steve-b
Dale the Whale is in jail.
To: steve-b
To: domenad
I doubt they'll make a bitch of him in the joint.
To: steve-b
How was he able to get out of the house to go to the mail box or the post office?
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:45:00 AM PST
by
PreviouslyA-Lurker
(...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
To: WKUHilltopper
Wouldn't you first sear at high heat to seal in the juices?
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posted on
12/06/2005 11:45:08 AM PST
by
BagelFace
(BOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!!)
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