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To: Aussiebabe

Above all, I think this shows 100% that we are winning this war--it shows they have to resort to women.

The main thing is that these bombers will meet 72 virgins in heaven and fed grapes. Uh.., I forgot. These were women. What do they get, 72 burkas with some really intricately woven, lace trim that nicely frames the nose bridge and eyes?

Suicidal Female Terrorist: "Okay Zaquari, I want to be clear on this. Push button, blow up recruits, and the next minute,...the next minute I get my purple burkas in heaven, correct?

Zaquari: "Yes yes yes. No please go and do Allah's bidding."


10 posted on 12/06/2005 3:38:15 AM PST by Tulsa Ramjet ("So far, so good. But this is only phase one."-- Captain America)
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To: Tulsa Ramjet
Suicidal Female Terrorist: "Okay Zaquari, I want to be clear on this. Push button, blow up recruits, and the next minute,...the next minute I get my purple burkas in heaven, correct?

Zarqawi: No, no, no, you get 72 12 inch dildos, batteries not included.

27 posted on 12/06/2005 4:16:50 AM PST by jslade ("We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem."- "Chesty" Puller, USMC)
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To: Tulsa Ramjet
The main thing is that these bombers will meet 72 virgins in heaven and fed grapes. Uh.., I forgot. These were women. What do they get, 72 burkas with some really intricately woven, lace trim that nicely frames the nose bridge and eyes?

Always wondered bout that myself.  Wondered what answer a Muslim might five.  Here's one:

Q. . . . I had this question in my mind long ago, and he really aggravated the thing. I don't understand why Islam promises houris to Men in Jannat and not any Male models to women. . . .

A. . . . What we know of jannah is only from Quran and Hadith, but Allah tells us "I have prepared for My righteous servants what no eye has ever seen nor ear heard nor any human being ever conceived of." (Hadith Qudsi-Bukhari &Muslim) and "No soul knows what delights of the eye are kept hidden from them of joy, as a reward for what they did." So how can anyone truly know what jannah is like until they've been there? And we know of course that both men and women will be rewarded for their deeds. Since as we know that everyone's desires will be fulfilled in jannah I don't see what the big deal is about? If women want male model companions then why wouldn't they get that? So what if houris are mentioned as a reward for martyrs in jannah? Do you ever wonder why Allah mentions that? Perhaps because those in combat in Islam are men and perhaps Allah mentions this to motivate them towards their reward. Allahu alam. But since Allah is our Creator I think He would know what motivates men. . . .

Answers to common questions about Islam:  FAQ


37 posted on 12/06/2005 4:52:43 AM PST by Racehorse (Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.)
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To: Tulsa Ramjet
They get one "Good" husband.
95 posted on 12/07/2005 4:19:59 AM PST by Mamba56 ("You've got to kill people, and when you've killed enough they stop fighting." - Gen. Curtis LeMay)
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