Headline:
Scientists find perfectly preserved hambirgers at mystic
cult shrine of Golden Arches.
"Why even after all these millenia they are as fresh as the
day they were created," said one researcher as he munched on a MaCus Giganticus, "this would go perfectly with all
the Golden Twinkies we found at the site of the former mayor's office of SanFrancisco.
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