We do not utilize the Hoover Vacuum for any military purpose domestic or foreign.
Furthermore, if we did we certainly would not give it a "hugs and kisses" acronym."
Posted on 12/05/2005 3:28:55 PM PST by NYTexan
Formerly-prominent Democrats today called on President George Bush to deploy a top-secret defense technology to end the U.S. occupation of Iraq, bring the troops home and restore America’s global credibility.
In a letter, signed by dozens of progressive intellectuals, Democrats called on the president to release from the U.S. arsenal a classified system known as the XOXO Dynamic Power Vacuum.
Former Secretary of State Madeleine K. Albright, former U.N. Ambassador Richard Holbrooke, former presidential candidate John F. Kerry, former NATO Commander Gen. Wesley Clark and former National Security Adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski are among the formerly-respected Democrat leaders who say Mr. Bush should order the Pentagon immediately to replace 150,000 U.S. troops with a strategically-placed Dynamic Power Vacuum in the heart of the Arab world.
A defense industry analyst at the Hoover Institution called the XOXO a “highly-effective weapon of mass suction which could make U.S. willpower obsolete.”
Sen. John F. Kerry said deploying the Power Vacuum would be a “bold, progressive solution that would quickly render the Iraqi people defenseless, thus accomplishing the Democrat party’s primary foreign policy goal in the Middle East.”
Pinging the usual suspects!
(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)
If we use that weapon, it could start an intergalactic war. At least some Canadian guy says so.
Almost got me.
If it is a plan of the Democrats you know it has to suck big time.
'XOXO power vaccum', eh? GWB's aaready used the mini-me version 'DODO credibility vaccum' to devastating effect on the Dems. Rumor is he's already preparing to use the stronger 'GOGO sanity vaccum' on the Dems next....
I fail to see how using Howard Dean will help.
They need to dust of the Harmonizer and waste a few goats.
Wonder if the Power Vacuum would suck up Kennedy, Kerry, etc, etc. HA!!!!!!!!!!
Does this machine replace Karl Roves Diabolical Rich Republican take over the world machine?
HA! HA! HA!
LMAO!
Weapons of mass suction should be banned. Or, better yet, voted out of office starting with the good people of Massachusetts. Come on, people ..... get a clue!
I guess the Hurricane making machine goes back into the closet for next year.
The Hurricane Soymilk Maker
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