Lighten up. You are over the top and may lose conservatives from the cause.
Rule number one:
Do not condescend to your betters, it's dangerous.
Rule number two:
Have a care about what you said before, lest it leave the dear reader at best amused and, worse, contemptuous for its lack of gravity.
You accosted me after seven months, approximately 210 days, to engage me in a dispute about a post that was seven months old. The sum total of the evidence which you adduced, and the pathetic totality of your insight :
Coming from a family that loves to tease, I understand Bush.
Rule number three:
Have a care to at least pretend to a modesty which you may not possess:
Having proclaimed to the entire cyberworld the mores of your own family, we are left to wonder why you do not more frequently reveal to us the inner workings of the First Family, because it so marvelously parallels the dysfunction of your own.
Rule number four:
Always leave them wanting. You are wise not to have violated this rule. You were very clever not to reveal to us the rest of your family's dirty laundry. This may surprise you, but the truth is nobody cares about your family neuroses, .
If you require further instruction merely ping me, I suggest you do it by private mail, I will respect your confidence, that the rest of FreeRepublic need not participate further in your humiliations.
Your gentle mentor,
Nathan
