"I'm the "real" Republican. Bush is a plutocrat, not a Republican, much less a conservative."
Oh spare me the hilier than thou routine. Whipping out your internet wang like that impresses no one.
Your arrogance is only matched by your bloviating stupidity.
Go cry amongst your buddies at LP. You sound like you're perfect for that bunch of twits.
Give us a call when you feel better.