I decided to face my fears and look closely at helen thomas. After the tearing in my eyes subsided, I was faced with a hard question. Where would a plastic surgeon start? Eye bags, nose, lips, boobs, stomach, not to mention makeover magic: hair, wardrobe, voice coach, etc. It's just a mess. The only good news, I guess, is a surgeon could never be charged with operating on a wrong part. It's ALL so wrong.
A five gallon can of gas and a cigarette lighter, not a final solution but certainly a start.
As we say in the real estate renovation finance business, "That one's a teardown".