(Nancy Kerrigan) Knee whacker loses bib to clear record

WIS TV 10 ^ | December 2, 2005 | Bryce Murch

[DogByte6RER]

Tsk, tsk... Do you suppose that the Navy SEALs could have used a commando skilled in whacking the kneees of Islamic ice skating terrorists?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Was it a lobster bib?

[Brilliant]

That's it... He should have converted to Islam first... They would have taken him for sure in that case, and they would have also cleared his record and given him an award for public service.

[advance_copy]

The guy wears a bib? Is he a slob? Sorry that he lost it. His shirt will get messy when he eats now.

[GoBucks2002]

He should have told the judge he is a liberal Democrat.

[sgtbono2002]

I think the seals can do better.

[Emmett McCarthy]

What bull***! With or without the felony conviction, SEALS don't want this guy, even if there was even the most remote chance he'd be able to complete the training. I think this clown wanted the conviction expunged for other reasons, but figured he'd play some kind of "patriot card" to see if he could con the judge.

[Revolting cat!]

Send this looser to Singapore (with 14 oz. of pure heroin in his bag), they'll teach him manners

[South40]

Was it a lobster bib?

First thing that came to mind. lol!

[Centurion2000]

Was it a baby bib?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Maybe it was a stuned beeber bib.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

LOL. I love this place: spelling errors and pointed corrections. You know you've really got him if he askes the Admin Mod to change the title. :-)

[theFIRMbss]

>Knee whacker loses bib

Wow. Sexy Tonya
struck me as the kind of gal
who didn't mind spills . . .

[derllak]

Tanya could easily make the enemy shiver.....she thoroughly enjoys pounding people to a pulp!

[Malsua]

Stant's Stunt Stifles Seal Strategy.

What a loser.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Shane is one of these characters but I don't know which one.

[LibWhacker]

Somehow, I just don't think this guy has what it takes. I mean, "I'm a tough guy; I whacked a beauty queen, and America's sweetheart, on the knee," just doesn't sound very convincing.

[No Blue States]

"So Stant asked an Oregon judge to expunge his record. The judge refused."

They should have whacked him on the knee caps just for asking, with an aluminum bat.

[Moonman62]

I think this clown wanted the conviction expunged for other reasons, but figured he'd play some kind of "patriot card" to see if he could con the judge.

Exactly.

[Vaquero]

after a hard day as a navy seal...one looks, in the deep for a fat lobster for an evening repast.