[bukkdems]

What a disgusting bunch of hateful, unctuous idiots have taken over this site! Did you know that dolphins have bigger brains than you? That they love sex more than humans, are the most playful, curious and trainable animal in the sea? Nevermind their service in our Navy, they have saved countless drowning people and inspired mankind with their beauty.

Dr. Francis Crick (co-discoverer of DNA) found dolphins, and possibly whales, to be the only known animals that did not dream during sleep, (even birds do it) and speculated they may have such high intelligence that they never forget ANYTHING in their lives.

I am sick and tired of every single thing posted on this forum being twisted into some sanctimonious circle-jerk comment on abortion, to the exclusion of recognizing human cruelty.

[packrat35]

But they taste good, so too bad.

Dolphin, the other white meat!

[Beagle8U]

"Did you know that dolphins have bigger brains than you? That they love sex more than humans, are the most playful, curious and trainable animal in the sea? "

If they have a bigger brain than you, I'll say you may be correct.

If you are excited about a fish's love of sex, and wish to marry/date one, move to Mass., I'll bet that will be next.

As for your tagline, and where you could go...... The options are endless, but being in a nice mood...I'll only say that the DUcks would likely embrace your views.

[Surtur]

If they are so goldang frickin' bright how do we dumbarse humans catch so many of them? Yeah, I thought so!!!

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Wow, now I feel roundly chastised.

Your words have touched me in a way few others have in recent times.

Pray tell, how do you feel about the poor fish these hyper-intelligent, sexually liberated beasts round up in their bubble nets and terrify by diving through their swirling masses to grab mouthfuls and swallow whole? God pity the poor anchovies!

Don't those poor fish deserve your compassion? Do you spend time raging at those beastly dolphins for their insensitivity to the plight of those poor intelligent fish?

I doubt it.

Fish aren't cute and are much harder to anthropomorphize into some near human creature you can project your own emotions and thoughts into.

I expect the disgusting bunch of hateful, unctuous idiots you believe you see here is a result of years of perpetual attack by venom spewing animal rightists much like yourself. Speaking for myself, I don't like to be called names and spit upon if I don't prostrate myself before the altar of Flipper or the great god Shamu.

All Hail the Bottlenose... Tastes like Chicken!