[doug from upland]

How many times have they called? How many times have I said NO? Many. Well, I say more than NO. I go into a rant and tell them that I will subscribe when they use the term illegal alien, when the call Democrats unpatriotic, when they acknowledge that Bill really did rape Juanita Broaddrick, and when they call Hillary Clinton the greatest danger to this nation next to al Qaeda itself. Sometimes then hang up before I finish.

[mmercier]

I used to rant at the Boston Globe when they called weekly until I realized they were putting me on the speaker phone for a laugh.

The last time I caught the sound of what seemed like a dozen people laughing at once in the background.

Now I just hang up.