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To: willstayfree
"..Don't worry! There are counter measures to confuse these surface to air missiles. Putin just suckered the Iranians into a worthless defense deal.."

I don't understand your comment. I recently translated the bill of sale from the original scrumbecki, which it was written in, into english.

On the issue of reliability, Putin offered this reassurance, "...Just yesterday we tested these missiles against a jetliner taking off from LAX airport. Despite the fact that the liner managed to evade the missiles only by performing violent 9 G maneuvers at mock 3 speed, at 65,000 feet, a few seconds after takeoff, we recorded definite indications that the missile achieved lockon, or at least seemed to fly in the general direction of the aircraft, and we got these really kickbutt pictures of the pilot's face when he saw it cruise nearby-. Well, anyway there is an extended warranty available for only $ 90,000,000 rubles, covering parts only, would you like those in military sparkle finish?"

This is the smoking gun we all have been looking for.

9 posted on 12/02/2005 12:57:10 PM PST by pickrell (Old dog, new trick...sort of)
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