COOL FACTS ABOUT DICK CHENEY

The Corner ^ | 12/02/2005 | Jonah Goldberg

[GWB00]

COOL FACTS ABOUT DICK CHENEY [Jonah Goldberg ] At Ace of Spades. http://ace.mu.nu/archives/140208.php

Note: Much R-Ratedness and salty humor.

[GWB00]

Funny stuff for a Friday Morning. Sorry I don't know how to create a web link to the actual site. http://ace.mu.nu/archives/140208.php (Perhaps some Freeper can help me out in this regard).

My favorite cool fact is Dick Cheney, through his shady Third World connections, had a Haitian whore give Howard Dean syphillis and then steal his watch, which Cheney then gave to Tom Delay as a Christmas gift.

Enjoy, Happy Friday!

[No Truce With Kings]

Well, since you asked nicely: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/140208.php

[billhilly]

In case that one won't work. http://ace.mu.nu/archives/140208.php

[cripplecreek]

"Doesn't actually suffer heart attacks. He attacks his heart. Claims it "keeps it mean. Like a Dobermann."

He's meaner than Chuck Norris.

[Republican Red]

Seems that Dick Cheney likes to take credit for Karl Rove's work!

Or is the masterplan to make it look like Cheney, I mean Rove, I mean Cheney, I mean Rove.....

[Jet Jaguar]

And he once kicked Chuck Norris in the B4lls. Just for fun!

[McGruff]

This is one of the funniest "news stories" I've ever heard.

The White House Cabal (Major Barf Alert) ^

Posted by RWR8189 On News/Activism ^ 10/25/2005 5:00:18 AM EDT · 14 replies · 423+ views Los Angeles Times ^ | October 25, 2005 | LAWRENCE B. WILKERSON LAWRENCE B. WILKERSON served as chief of staff to Secretary of State Colin L. Powell from 2002 to 2005. IN PRESIDENT BUSH'S first term, some of the most important decisions about U.S. national security — including vital decisions about postwar Iraq — were made by a secretive, little-known cabal. It was made up of a very small group of people led by Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. When I first discussed this group in a speech last week at the New American Foundation in Washington, my comments caused a significant stir because I had been chief...

We've got them on the run.

[YouPosting2Me]

Cheney does it in an 'undisclosed location'.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Change his oil. Rotate his tires. Cheney's good for another 100,000 miles.

[martin_fierro]

Big Dick don't need no candy-ass Rolling Stone photo retouching .

[Fighting Irish]

Stupid Website Alert

[Mr. K]

this web page is too freakin' funny.... worth going to

[MaryFromMichigan]

Stamina.
I like that.

:)

[Pikamax]

*sniffs* Cheney is no Chuck Norris though. ;)

[Jet Jaguar]

Bump!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Like a good old Chevy.

[Lazamataz]

175. Cheney's testicles are not actually brass. They are a brass and titanium alloy.

[TC Rider]

My favorite:

Ted Kennedy is afraid to drive with him.