You forgot the great George Bernard Shaw's speeling of FISH
GHOTI
It sounds presumptuous to say so, but GBS was totally illiterate (assuming it's anything more than a joke) when he came up with this. AFAIK,
"GH" is only an "f" sound at the end of a root* word: laugh, cough, etc, or as part of "ght" at the end: draught, etc.
"TI" is only an "sh" sound in before a vowel: nation, presidential, etc.
"O" is only a short "i" sound in the word "women".
* Meaning it retains the "f" sound before any suffices: laughing, coughs, etc.