Left vs Right (humor)

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[Kimmers]

Left vs Right

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right.

[Kimmers]

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[My2Cents]

Good one. Although, the cop sending a dozen donuts was pretty funny in and of itself.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

First time I heard this, it was a Presbyterian minister, a Catholic priest and a rabbi. Next day, a dozen rabbis showed up. LOL.

[RockinRight]

Pretty good one!

[Christian4Bush]

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[smokinleroy]

Priest gets pulled over for speeding. Cop sees half-empty bottle on floor of car and asks what is in the bottle. Priest says it is water. Cop says it looks a lot like wine. Priest picks up the bottle and says "God be praised. The Lord has done it again!"

[Tribune7]

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[adorno]

... the fundamental difference between left and right.

The real fundamental difference between democrats and republicans would be better demonstrated when after a couple of months, the customers come back to the barber shop and find it closed because of the losses accrued from the giveways..

[adorno]

Priest gets pulled over for speeding. Cop sees half-empty bottle on floor of car and asks what is in the bottle. Priest says it is water. Cop says it looks a lot like wine. Priest picks up the bottle and says "God be praised. The Lord has done it again!"

Upon which the cop hands the priest a ticket for possesion of liquor while driving and says to the priest: "Let's see how the lord handles this for you".

[drew]

Good one! It reminds me of a joke PJ O'Rourke related about Arkansas politics. Goes something like this:
The politician was campaigning through the South and stopped at one cabin. 'My, you have a fine family - eighteen boys!' he told the man in the cabin. 'All good Democrats I suppose?' 'Well,' the man said, 'I tried to bring 'em up right, and they're all good Christians, and all but Sam is Democrats - that ornery cuss, he got to readin'.'