That being said, his posts read like an Emo Philips' routine. Mirecki wrote:
“I had my first Catholic ‘holy communion’ when I was a kid in Chicago and when I took the bread-wafer the first time, it stuck to the roof of my mouth, and as I was secretly trying to pry it off with my tongue as I was walking back to my pew with white clothes and with my hands folded, all I could think was that it was Jesus’ skin, and I started to puke, but I sucked it in and drank my own puke.Do you really think that the above anecdote is factual? It seems to me that Mirecki's is a manqué humorist.
It reminds me of Emo Philips' joke:
‘When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.’