Yeah, well, telling the truth is an absolute defense.
Once upon a time, and this is no sh!t, I forgot, telling it would offend somebody.
I thought that we're all just sitting around a virtual fire pit.
My bad.
Hey, this IS the virtual campfire, and I am hoisting a large virtual Jack Daniels to you at this moment. You have earned the right to mention your adventures. If you have all ten fingers and toes and both eyes at this point, you are probably luckier than many who walked down those same icy roads.