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White House to Host First Non Offensive Christmas
The National Ledger ^ | 11-30-05 | Political Satirist Chris Davis

Posted on 11/29/2005 11:07:09 PM PST by smoothsailing

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1 posted on 11/29/2005 11:07:09 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

*chuckle* Funny. :-)


2 posted on 11/29/2005 11:08:48 PM PST by coconutt2000 (NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
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To: smoothsailing

The Lord is my strength and my shield, in Him my heart trusts; so I am helped, and my heart exults, and with my song I give thanks to Him.

psalm 28:7 (RSV)

With best wishes for a holiday season of hope and happiness.

Signed: George Bush Laura Bush


I had my eight year old daughter open the card and read it. Her eyes got pretty big when I told her to see who signed it! (And she even made out George's signature!)


3 posted on 11/29/2005 11:12:06 PM PST by geopyg (Ever Vigilant, Never Fearful)
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To: smoothsailing

Hilarious! Marvelous satire.


4 posted on 11/29/2005 11:14:31 PM PST by afnamvet
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To: geopyg

I think it's worth looking at the rest of that Psalm in the Christmas card, especially verses 2-5.


6 posted on 11/29/2005 11:15:21 PM PST by geopyg (Ever Vigilant, Never Fearful)
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To: smoothsailing; writer33; doug from upland; Jay777; Liz

"So, we're going to essentially skip Christmas for a whole new season. The new theme is going to be 'Winter Gray.'



Bah! Ooobleck on thee!

-- Dr. Seuss.

;^)


7 posted on 11/29/2005 11:39:24 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: geopyg

Verse 9 is worth reading as well. ;*)


8 posted on 11/29/2005 11:40:56 PM PST by Just A Nobody (I - LOVE - my attitude problem! WBB lives on. Beware the Enemedia.)
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To: Justanobody; geopyg
Verse 9 is worth reading as well. ;*)

Ah, heck, don't leave out verse 1!

9 posted on 11/30/2005 4:27:15 AM PST by Gondring (I'll give up my right to die when hell freezes over my dead body!)
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To: speedy; nutmeg; cyborg; Petronski; Diva Betsy Ross; Gabz; HeadOn; jwalsh07; doug from upland; ...

Ping


10 posted on 11/30/2005 6:44:33 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: StarCMC

Ping!


11 posted on 11/30/2005 6:45:02 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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To: smoothsailing; writer33

ROFLMAO!! Very good Chris!!!


12 posted on 11/30/2005 6:48:00 AM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: smoothsailing

I love you.


13 posted on 11/30/2005 6:49:00 AM PST by Lazamataz (When life gives you lemons, kick it in the shins and take its wallet.)
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To: writer33

BAH HUMBUG!!!!!!!!


14 posted on 11/30/2005 7:22:36 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: writer33; Lazamataz
Chris, I think post#13 is for you! ;^)
15 posted on 11/30/2005 8:48:26 AM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Merry Christmas, except where prohibited by law!


16 posted on 11/30/2005 1:38:38 PM PST by Dumb_Ox (Hoc ad delectationem stultorum scriptus est)
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To: smoothsailing

The only thing funny about this is that it rings of truth for the weak kneed backstabbing elitist ass kissing Bushs.


17 posted on 11/30/2005 1:40:27 PM PST by sasafras ("Licentiousness destroyes order, and when chaos ensues, the yearning for order will destroy freedom.)
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To: geopyg

Did you tell her that GW believes that Allah and Christ are the same, in a spiritual sense, and that Islam according to the WH is "the religion of peace" ?


18 posted on 11/30/2005 1:42:18 PM PST by sasafras ("Licentiousness destroyes order, and when chaos ensues, the yearning for order will destroy freedom.)
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To: sasafras
Well my my, aren't you just a bundle of joy.

What do you do for your next trick?

19 posted on 11/30/2005 2:23:24 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Redcloak

Ping!


20 posted on 11/30/2005 4:50:54 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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