"Dick has learned how to suck his own toes. Sometimes its hard to resist the urge while driving."
I believe you may have the wrong criminal/critter. It was Dick Morris who was the toe sucker. Sandy Berger warms his toes with purloined papers.
You are absolutely right. There are simply too many pundits, political idiots, and true heroes to keep track of anymore.
I hate to say it but Dick is probably more of a patriot than Sandy!