Johnny, tell him what he'll be taking home today.
TAW
Especially in new York City, especially with unattractive females, you get this slopheadism... at a quite fancy dinner in the Hyatt Regency, a major watering-hole, 'tother night I was ambushed ("accosted" is too mild a term) by Maureen Dowd (in spirit) spitting expletives about "Bush robots" and the DNOF (Dark Night of Fascism) currently enveloping us all.
As an ex-Regular Officer (and so on), I really would've liked to turn this porker slowly on a spit. I merely asked if she knew that in Castro's Cuba everyone lived to be a hundred and became a dollar-millionaire channeling Silicon Valley by age 22. It took a minute for her to register the complex nature of the insult, but being a typical humorless, unimaginative native of Left Limbo, though struggling mightily her rapier wit failed to flash. Off she went, grumbling and fussing like the Dowd she was.
What a bunch of dolts.